OK, so maybe surfing Martha Stewart is treading into decidedly non-Lazy Bride territory (does that woman ever sleep?) but I saw this and thought 'what a great (and pretty easy) idea'. One of those ideas that you hit your head with your hand going 'doh, why didn't I think of that??".
Have words from your wedding vows calligraphed (or run through the printer or you could also get stamp pads made) onto larger envelopes. Insert your program inside and hang the flap over a ribbon in one of your wedding colors tied around the chair. For a sweet touch, you can tuck a single flower in as well or you could leave the ends of the bow trailing down the side or back (lovely for an outdoor wedding).